May 2012
How strange it is. We have these deep terrible lingering fears about ourselves...
– Don DeLillo (via classof1969)
When an employee at the McDonald’s drive through...
Those fries could be salted with tears
bucklesup:
my health teacher asked for different ways to prevent pregnancy and i said “do it in the butt” and i got extra credit because no one has ever said that before
wwiao:
collegehumor:
Dog Teaches Baby How To Crawl
So cute I grew ovaries and then they exploded.
omggg
vocaroo:
that dog is me
kyary:
if i ever get lost in japan at least ill know how to say somethings cute
if you burn down my school i’ll promo you
shavingryansprivates:
okay seriously it’s 2012 why can’t i pixelate myself and walk into the internet
April 2012
And all the books you’ve read have been read by other people. And all the songs...
– Stephen Chbosky, The Perks of Being a Wallflower (via classof1969)
offendpoppunk:
how to fail math as an asian starring me